Today is the Day.

Finally! The day is here. The Hilldog Vs. The Centipede. The most anticipated debate in the history of this country and one that is sure to shatter TV viewership. Unfortunately , the crux of this anticipation lies in the average citizen’s hope that this debate turns into something not far from what South Park anticipated it to be many months back. That is a problem. Today’s society is one … Continue reading Today is the Day.

Some Russian dude is going to have his entire head transplanted.

This has got to be the craziest thing I have ever read in my life. Some dude is going to have his entire head put on another body? That straight science fiction stuff right there. I read how they’re going to do it and it still doesn’t make any sense to me. Glue the spinal cord together? What is this, Home Improvement?   Seriously, though, If … Continue reading Some Russian dude is going to have his entire head transplanted.

Forget Clinton, Trump and the rest. Vote for the Parti Rhinoceros.

Check these guys out. I don’t care that this ad was made in 1984. I don’t care that they’re not even American. And  I really don’t care that the party might not even exist anymore. This is the type of shape up we need in Washington. These are the people I need in Washington. A bunch of people who would be willing to go on national TV … Continue reading Forget Clinton, Trump and the rest. Vote for the Parti Rhinoceros.

Is Danny Devito the Grossest Human Being Ever?

  Probably. But that’s not a bad thing. In fact, I think DeVito’s ability to be so repugnant is a testament to his acting prowess. I mean look at the guy throughout his run on It’s Always Sunny. Gross right? He lives in squalor, eats cat food and when he gets a chance to make a name for himself by creating a professional wrestler persona, decides … Continue reading Is Danny Devito the Grossest Human Being Ever?

Former Enzyte Spokesman “Bob” found in Homeless Shelter Selling Shoes for Cocaine.

No just kidding. But would you really be surprised? Actors seem to fall harder than everyone else, and quite frankly, “Smiling Bob” is one guy I was sure would have kicked the bucket by now. You think he regrets doing those commericals? He must, his IMDB page doesn’t even list the commericals under his work. In fact he has nothing listed but his height. And a … Continue reading Former Enzyte Spokesman “Bob” found in Homeless Shelter Selling Shoes for Cocaine.

Day Three and I’m Already Out of Ideas.

What the hell do I write about today? It’s hot as balls inside this apartment right now. Can’t get anything on the old TV antenna because these people live like cavemen. I want cake. Chocolate cake. Really badly. I wonder if I go out and buy a chocolate cake if i can finish it before my gf gets back. I bet I could. But that would require me … Continue reading Day Three and I’m Already Out of Ideas.