Ah yes, the Age old question: has someone who ordered Pineapple on their pizza a psychopath, or is it the result of their parents not doing enough to raise a child properly. Children raised without parental guidance can grow up to be terrible people. There is no doubt about that. Look at Micheal Jackson, who (forgetting all of that other stuff) bleached his damn skin and … Continue reading Pineapple on Pizza; Are some people born evil, or is it the result of parental negligence?
Alright, first off, that guy is god damn squid if I’ve ever seen one. That cannot be real. There’s no way. Now as Lenny Kravitz said in Zoolander, “On to the important stuff”. I’m tired of all of the Harambe jokes. Not because I’m some PC A-hole who can’t take a joke, but because these jokes are not funny. Seriously, not funny, at all. How long … Continue reading Can We Stop It With All Of This Harambe Nonsense?
Finally! Finally finally finally, the NFL is back. And that means another season of Jets futility. Now as you can probably tell from my opening statement, I’m a pretty optimistic guy. I love the Jets, I really do, but this (again) won’t be their year. Firstly, that schedule is goddamn ridiculous. Whoever decided that schedule was the one the Jets are going to play must have … Continue reading Oh Hooray, Another Jets Season
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